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Fully Funded: One Year Quarterly Bacon Dividend
$112.50
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$112.50
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Fully Funded: One Year Quarterly Bacon Dividend
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Ships cold on dry ice
4 curated boxes a year
Pay once, no reordering
Great gift or treat
🥓 Every first box includes a bacon-y welcome gift, a $20 value, on us.
A year of great bacon. Keep it or give it.
The Full-Year Bacon Dividend is four boxes of small-batch, hard-to-find bacon, delivered one season at a time. Treat yourself to a year of discovery, or give it to someone who would love you for it. Either way, you pay once and the bacon just shows up.
Each box brings two celebrated producers, curated and cured, packed cold, and sent straight to the door. No monthly billing to track, no reordering to remember. Just great bacon, four times a year.
Buying for yourself?
Prepay for the year and forget the logistics. No subscription to manage, no monthly charge, no reordering. A standing supply of bacon worth looking forward to.
Giving it as a gift?
A gift that keeps arriving all year, not just once. Add a personal message at checkout, and your note lands with the first box and its welcome gift.
What's in your first box
The year kicks off with two of the Midwest and South's most celebrated smokehouses: six packs of bacon in all, plus a welcome gift and the story behind every cut.
Smoking Goose · Indianapolis, IN
2 packs Applewood Smoked Bacon
1 pack Jowl Bacon
1 pack Jowl Bacon
Broadbent's · Kuttawa, KY
2 packs Hickory Smoked Country Bacon
1 pack Pepper Bacon
1 pack Pepper Bacon
Plus, to start the year off right
A bacon-y welcome gift, a $20 value, on us: a bacon recipe book and a bit of fun swag
Every shipment, first and after, arrives with a printed insert telling the story of that quarter's producers and the cuts inside, so you always know exactly what you are eating and who made it.
The discovery continues all year
After your first box, each quarter brings a new pair of America's best smokehouses. Across the year the lineup draws from makers like Nueske's, Loveless Cafe, North Country Smokehouse, and Old Major, alongside a rotating cast of small-batch curers. We keep the exact lineup a surprise, because half the fun is not knowing which legend shows up next.
How it works
1
Order today, pay once
One payment covers the whole year, all four boxes, with free shipping every time. There is no subscription to manage and no further charges, ever. If you are sending it as a gift, add the recipient's address and a personal message at checkout.
2
The first box ships
Your opening box, six packs from Smoking Goose and Broadbent's, ships cold on dry ice and arrives ready for the fridge or freezer. It comes with the welcome gift, the story insert, and your gift message if you've added one.
3
A new box every quarter
Every three months, a fresh box arrives featuring two new smokehouses, each with its own insert telling you who made your bacon and how. Nothing to reorder, nothing to remember: it simply shows up, four times across the year.
4
The year completes
After the fourth box, your Full-Year Dividend is paid in full. No auto-renewal, no lingering charges. If you loved it, you are always welcome to start another year.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a subscription that keeps billing?
No. This is a prepaid year, not a recurring subscription. You pay once, up front, for all four boxes. There is no monthly bill, no surprise renewal, and nothing to cancel later. When the fourth box ships, the plan is simply complete. Buy it for yourself and you have a full year of bacon handled in one purchase. Buy it as a gift and you will never get an awkward charge months down the line.
What is in each box?
Each box features small-batch, hard-to-find bacon from two celebrated producers, curated and cured, that you would be hard pressed to track down on your own. The lineup rotates through makers like Nueske's, Loveless Cafe, North Country Smokehouse, and Old Major, alongside a rotating cast of the country's best smokehouses. We keep the specific lineup a surprise on purpose, because half the fun is not knowing which legend shows up next.
What is the welcome gift?
Every first box includes a bacon-y welcome gift worth about $20 retail, on us. It is our way of starting the year off right, whether the box is landing on your counter or a friend's doorstep. It ships with the very first delivery, alongside your gift message if you have added one.
How is the bacon shipped, and will it stay cold?
Every box ships cold on dry ice via ground carrier, packed to hold temperature through transit so it arrives fresh and ready for the fridge or freezer. You do not need to be home at the exact moment it lands, but we recommend bringing it in the day it arrives so it stays at its best.
Can I buy this for myself, or is it only a gift?
Both, and plenty of people buy it for themselves. As a gift it is a year of great bacon that keeps arriving. For yourself it is the easy way to keep exceptional bacon in the house without thinking about it: pay once, skip the reordering, and let four curated boxes show up across the year. If you are gifting, just add the recipient's address and a message at checkout.
When do the boxes actually arrive?
The first box ships right after you order. After that, a new curated box arrives once a quarter, roughly every three months, across the year. We keep to a steady seasonal rhythm rather than a fixed calendar date, so the exact ship days may shift a little, but the cadence stays consistent: four boxes, spread across your year.
What if I want a shorter option?
Totally reasonable, and we have you covered. We also offer a two-quarter option and a single one-time box, so you can start smaller. See all Bacon Club options to compare lengths and prices side by side and find the fit that works for you.
Can I cancel or get a refund?
Because this is a prepaid gift, it works differently from a monthly subscription. If something comes up, reach out and we will do our best to make it right. For the specifics on cancellations and refunds, see our cancellation and refund policy.