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Quarterly Bacon Dividend - Half Year Payout
$149.99
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Quarterly Bacon Dividend - Half Year Payout
$149.99
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Four legendary smokehouses. Two boxes. One payment.
The Two Quarter Bacon Dividend is twelve packs of small-batch bacon delivered in two boxes, three months apart. Four of America's most respected smokehouses, and you know exactly which ones before you buy.
It is built for gifting. You pay once, both boxes are covered, and there is no subscription for anyone to manage or cancel. At $259.99 it saves you $40 over buying the same two boxes one at a time.
Giving it as a gift?
A gift with a clear beginning and end. Two deliveries across six months, with your personal message and the welcome gift landing in the first box. They never see a price and never inherit a subscription.
Keeping it yourself?
A half year of exceptional bacon handled in one purchase. No monthly billing, no reordering, and no ongoing commitment beyond the two boxes you paid for.
Exactly what you get
No mystery boxes here. Both shipments are spelled out, so you know precisely what you are giving or getting.
Box One · Ships right away
Smoking Goose · Indianapolis, IN
- 2 packs Applewood Smoked Bacon
- 1 pack Jowl Bacon
Broadbent's · Kuttawa, KY
- 2 packs Hickory Smoked Country Bacon
- 1 pack Pepper Bacon
Plus, to start things off right
A bacon-y welcome gift, a $20 value, on us: a bacon recipe book and a bit of fun swag
Box Two · Ships three months later
Old Major Meats · Broad Ripple, IN
- 2 packs Hickory Smoked Bacon
- 1 pack Maple Bourbon Bacon
Nueske's · Wittenberg, WI
- 2 packs Applewood Smoked Bacon
- 1 pack Cherrywood Smoked Bacon
Both shipments arrive with a printed insert telling the story of that box's producers and the cuts inside, so you always know exactly what you are eating and who made it.
How it works
1
Order today, pay once
One payment of $259.99 covers both boxes with free shipping on each. There is no subscription to manage and no further charges, ever. Sending it to someone else? Add their address and a personal message at checkout.
2
Box one ships right away
Six packs from Smoking Goose and Broadbent's, packed on dry ice and sent ground so it arrives fresh and ready for the fridge or freezer. The welcome gift, the story insert, and your gift message all come along with it.
3
Box two follows in three months
Six more packs, this time from Old Major and Nueske's, with their own insert telling you how each one is cured and smoked. Nothing to reorder and nothing to remember. It simply shows up.
4
And that is the whole thing
After box two, the gift is complete. No auto-renewal, no lingering charges, nothing left hanging. If it went well, the ongoing club and the full year option are always there.
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