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Quarterly Bacon Dividend - Half Year Payout
$149.99
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$149.99
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Quarterly Bacon Dividend - Half Year Payout
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Ships cold on dry ice
Two boxes, twelve packs
Pay once, no reordering
Great gift or treat
Four legendary smokehouses. Two boxes. One payment.
The Two Quarter Bacon Dividend is twelve packs of small-batch bacon delivered in two boxes, three months apart. Four of America's most respected smokehouses, and you know exactly which ones before you buy.
It is built for gifting. You pay once, both boxes are covered, and there is no subscription for anyone to manage or cancel. At $259.99 it saves you $40 over buying the same two boxes one at a time.
Giving it as a gift?
A gift with a clear beginning and end. Two deliveries across six months, with your personal message and the welcome gift landing in the first box. They never see a price and never inherit a subscription.
Keeping it yourself?
A half year of exceptional bacon handled in one purchase. No monthly billing, no reordering, and no ongoing commitment beyond the two boxes you paid for.
Exactly what you get
No mystery boxes here. Both shipments are spelled out, so you know precisely what you are giving or getting.
Box One · Ships right away
Smoking Goose · Indianapolis, IN
- 2 packs Applewood Smoked Bacon
- 1 pack Jowl Bacon
Broadbent's · Kuttawa, KY
- 2 packs Hickory Smoked Country Bacon
- 1 pack Pepper Bacon
Plus, to start things off right
A bacon-y welcome gift, a $20 value, on us: a bacon recipe book and a bit of fun swag
Box Two · Ships three months later
Old Major Meats · Broad Ripple, IN
- 2 packs Hickory Smoked Bacon
- 1 pack Maple Bourbon Bacon
Nueske's · Wittenberg, WI
- 2 packs Applewood Smoked Bacon
- 1 pack Cherrywood Smoked Bacon
Both shipments arrive with a printed insert telling the story of that box's producers and the cuts inside, so you always know exactly what you are eating and who made it.
How it works
1
Order today, pay once
One payment of $259.99 covers both boxes with free shipping on each. There is no subscription to manage and no further charges, ever. Sending it to someone else? Add their address and a personal message at checkout.
2
Box one ships right away
Six packs from Smoking Goose and Broadbent's, packed on dry ice and sent ground so it arrives fresh and ready for the fridge or freezer. The welcome gift, the story insert, and your gift message all come along with it.
3
Box two follows in three months
Six more packs, this time from Old Major and Nueske's, with their own insert telling you how each one is cured and smoked. Nothing to reorder and nothing to remember. It simply shows up.
4
And that is the whole thing
After box two, the gift is complete. No auto-renewal, no lingering charges, nothing left hanging. If it went well, the ongoing club and the full year option are always there.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a subscription that keeps billing?
No. You pay once for two boxes. It is a prepaid gift or a prepaid half year for yourself, not an ongoing bill.
What is in each box?
Twelve packs of bacon in all, across two boxes, and both are listed here so there are no surprises. Box one brings two packs of Smoking Goose Applewood Smoked Bacon, one pack of Smoking Goose Jowl Bacon, two packs of Broadbent's Hickory Smoked Country Bacon, and one pack of Broadbent's Pepper Bacon.
Box two brings two packs of Old Major Hickory Smoked Bacon, one pack of Old Major Maple Bourbon Bacon, two packs of Nueske's Applewood Smoked Bacon, and one pack of Nueske's Cherrywood Smoked Bacon. Both boxes include a printed insert with the story behind their producers.
What is the welcome gift?
Every first box includes a bacon-y welcome gift worth about $20 retail, on us. It is our way of starting the year off right, whether the box is landing on your counter or a friend's doorstep. It ships with the very first delivery, alongside your gift message if you have added one.
How is the bacon shipped, and will it stay cold?
Every box ships cold on dry ice via ground carrier, packed to hold temperature through transit so it arrives fresh and ready for the fridge or freezer. You do not need to be home at the exact moment it lands, but we recommend bringing it in the day it arrives so it stays at its best.
Can I buy this for myself, or is it only a gift?
Both. As a gift it is two deliveries spread across six months. For yourself it is the easy way to keep exceptional bacon in the house without thinking about it: pay once, skip the reordering, and let two curated boxes show up. If you are gifting, just add the recipient's address and a message at checkout.
When do the boxes actually arrive?
The first box ships right after you order. The second arrives three months later. We keep to a steady seasonal rhythm rather than a fixed calendar date, so exact ship days may shift a little, but you are getting two boxes across six months.
What if I want a longer option?
The full year option brings four boxes instead of two, at a better price per box, and keeps the discovery going through all four quarters. See all Bacon Club options to compare.
Can I cancel or get a refund?
Because this is a prepaid gift, it works differently from a monthly subscription. If something comes up, reach out and we will do our best to make it right. For the specifics on cancellations and refunds, see our cancellation and refund policy.